David Bowie – At the age of 15, Bowie suffered an eye injury, which left the scar of a permanently dilated pupil, and has been freaking people out ever since with his mismatched pair of eyes. Ironically, I decided to patch his normal eye.
David Bowie – At the age of 15, Bowie suffered an eye injury, which left the scar of a permanently dilated pupil, and has been freaking people out ever since with his mismatched pair of eyes. Ironically, I decided to patch his normal eye.


Cyclops in the Cinema - Justin Chatwin, Chumscrubber, 2005.
Quentin Tarantino- Film director, screenwriter, producer, cinematographer, actor, this man does it all. His films are viewed by many as being exceptionally controversial and violent, and contain numerous pop culture references. With films like Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction he has reached what some would call a level of “cult-stardom”. The only thing that could make him any more reputable is..well, we think you know.
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, (Влади́мир Влади́мирович Пу́тин) -
He swam across the Volga river naked, survived sixty-seven assassination attempts, (and killed sixty-six of the sixty-seven assassins, the last one was meant for someone else), and personally lifted Russia upon his shoulders and into the path to victory. The only reason we would have to remove one of Vladimir Putin’s eyes is to level the playing field a bit, but let’s face it, you’re still going to die.
Peter Dinklage- We already know that he can pull off the eyepatch look after Penelope, so why is it that he has yet to realize this look is perfect for him in everyday life?
We are the avant-garde, malcontent dreamers, unabashed lovers, and acknowledged alcoholics. Through art we transform God’s flawed, double-eyed creations into divine masterpieces. We draw eye patches on to dudes in MS Paint.